VICTORY ROAD: IC INBOX

[fingersandteeth]

This is Steven. Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Comments

[conniemaheswaran]

That's good. It's just...

This has never really happened to me before? Universe was a special case. Becoming a single being with total understanding of one another's emotional state on a regular basis eased the difficulties of figuring out our feelings for one another.

Turns out it's a lot more complicated when you can't do that.

[fingersandteeth]

... yeah. I bet it is.

[God. He can't tell Connie he used to watch unreasonably expensive hour long VHS tapes of her crush's life when he was their age. That would be just-- stupid and awkward and possibly give her a small psychotic break along the way.]

Honestly, though, if she likes girls at *all*, I can't see her not liking you.

[conniemaheswaran]

stoooooooooooooop you're making it worse >~<

[fingersandteeth]

You're her best friend. It's *really* easy to fall in love with your best friend. Look at me and Jack.

[conniemaheswaran]

It is really sweet... like a whole 'nother layer of romanticism

wait no you're supposed to help me get over her not make it worse

[fingersandteeth]

I am? You didn't tell me I was supposed to do *that*.

[Is he serious? Is he teasing? Who knows.]

[conniemaheswaran]

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT

[fingersandteeth]

I do. I really do.

Maybe you could see about redirecting your crush to a more acceptable target?

[conniemaheswaran]

who

please i'd like to hear your opinion of which outworld teen hottie i should be thinking of tapping instead of akane

[fingersandteeth]

... *tapping*.

[You can't see, but he's linefacing at you.]

[conniemaheswaran]

.

a slip of the keyboard i swear

[fingersandteeth]

There's nothing wrong about having sexual fantasies and God knows I had far too many of those at your age, but I think that was a little too much information for me, mija.

[conniemaheswaran]

you know what

i think it's high time i put the shovel down, accept my fate, and start lying facedown in the dirt

[fingersandteeth]

I hadn't thought of any more appropriate crushes anyway.