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[fingersandteeth]

This is Steven. Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Comments

[fingersandteeth]

I do. I really do.

Maybe you could see about redirecting your crush to a more acceptable target?

[conniemaheswaran]

who

please i'd like to hear your opinion of which outworld teen hottie i should be thinking of tapping instead of akane

[fingersandteeth]

... *tapping*.

[You can't see, but he's linefacing at you.]

[conniemaheswaran]

.

a slip of the keyboard i swear

[fingersandteeth]

There's nothing wrong about having sexual fantasies and God knows I had far too many of those at your age, but I think that was a little too much information for me, mija.

[conniemaheswaran]

you know what

i think it's high time i put the shovel down, accept my fate, and start lying facedown in the dirt

[fingersandteeth]

I hadn't thought of any more appropriate crushes anyway.