I... don't know Lance personally, but I am *fairly sure* he's one of those people from Shiro and Thace's world, so I can quick ask Thace about it if you'll give me a second.
And yes. I am the berry weed Steven. Why, do you want to buy some?
Really? Oh but tell them not to tell Lance I asked or anything I've been trying to make a post for like 15 minutes but this Delibird keeps glaring at me and this was the first thing that worked.
Uh wait no, I'm just curious Is berry weed what it sounds like? I mean... Does it get you high? Are you selling it or something?
Unfortunately, Thace says he doesn't know him very well, but Shiro does. Also that Lance is the 'paladin of the blue lion?' (There's all this stuff going on with lion robots back in his world.)
You can text Shiro here to ask him. He's really cool about strangers texting him out of the blue. Just say that you got Lance and you want to give him something he'd like.
As for the berry weed... yes. It does. It's fairly similar to marijuana in use and effect, although the preparation process is a pain and a half. And yes, actually I am selling it, although not cheaply.
[Oh. Oh. Suddenly a lot of shoes are dropping at once, especially since after going home, Steven finally knows who Doppio's boss is.]
Are you thinking of going into the drug trade? I have to warn you, there's not really anything in the way of *hard drugs* in this world. About the hardest you can get is Gloom Juice and even *that* is a non-addictive hallucinogenic with few side effects. *And* the process of how to make it is literally Hythlodaeus' trade secret, so you have to get all Gloom Juice through him.
(Well, or through me, but I mark it up to make a profit.)
That said, don't deal in Goldenrod (or whatever city I may set up in at some future date) and I'll show you how to cook berry weed.
No! I'm not interested in drugs at all! I mean I'm not interested in the drug trade I'm already in Team Rocket, why would I get a second job as a criminal??Besides that's just not my type of thing!
You would, and yet there's alcohol. And yet we can (and do) have sex. There's obviously some sort of upper limit to how kid friendly this place really is.
His name is Arceus, I think. I just call him 'the space llama god' because it's the way I first heard about him and I find it an amusingly surreal descriptor.
I mean, I haven't noticed anyone venerating him either? But I've heard people mention Arceus before and that he's in control of this world and it didn't *seem* like it was supposed to be a secret.
*A* god is. I don't know about *God* God. I haven't seen any indication outside of Christmas and it's not like there's been any nativities going up or anything like that.
Re: let's say this waaaas last friday
And yes. I am the berry weed Steven. Why, do you want to buy some?
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Oh but tell them not to tell Lance I asked or anything
I've been trying to make a post for like 15 minutes but this Delibird keeps glaring at me and this was the first thing that worked.
Uh wait no, I'm just curious
Is berry weed what it sounds like?
I mean...
Does it get you high?
Are you selling it or something?
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You can text Shiro here to ask him. He's really cool about strangers texting him out of the blue. Just say that you got Lance and you want to give him something he'd like.
As for the berry weed... yes. It does. It's fairly similar to marijuana in use and effect, although the preparation process is a pain and a half. And yes, actually I am selling it, although not cheaply.
[Oh. Oh. Suddenly a lot of shoes are dropping at once, especially since after going home, Steven finally knows who Doppio's boss is.]
Are you thinking of going into the drug trade? I have to warn you, there's not really anything in the way of *hard drugs* in this world. About the hardest you can get is Gloom Juice and even *that* is a non-addictive hallucinogenic with few side effects. *And* the process of how to make it is literally Hythlodaeus' trade secret, so you have to get all Gloom Juice through him.
(Well, or through me, but I mark it up to make a profit.)
That said, don't deal in Goldenrod (or whatever city I may set up in at some future date) and I'll show you how to cook berry weed.
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No!
I'm not interested in drugs at all!
I mean I'm not interested in the drug trade
I'm already in Team Rocket, why would I get a second job as a criminal??Besides that's just not my type of thing!
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In a kid-friendly place like this...
You'd think there wouldn't be any drugs at all!
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You're having sex?
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And Doppio? It's mostly not vanilla.
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That's your personal life we're talking about!
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I mean honestly, there's a burlesque joint in Ecruteak. The innocence of the region has an upper limit.
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Why allow that kind of thing and then not even let people swing a weapon?
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But no, seriously, Doppio, there are *hook-up* apps for your pokegear. You just need to know the right places to look.
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[Just when he thought this conversation couldn't spin any further out of control...]
Oh and I don't want to hook up with anybody either, thanks
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His name is Arceus, I think. I just call him 'the space llama god' because it's the way I first heard about him and I find it an amusingly surreal descriptor.
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It's just part of this world?
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So God is real in this world??
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Unless there's more of them
More gods here, I mean
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