Steven takes a deep breath. Lets it out. "Yeah," he says. "Because you're a judgmental son of a bitch and also, I can't bitch about you to you. It just-- won't work."
"I mean, you're not the only person I need to bitch about," Steven says with a shrug. "But some of the dick moves you've pulled have featured heavily."
"Fascinating." His expression doesn't budge an inch. "And I'd love to hear all about it, really. But maybe hold onto that for another time, like next time I serve your ass to you repeatedly until you manage to land one back."
He is going to be feeling that in the morning. Probably. Maybe? He actually has pretty limited mortal experience with getting socked, since it's a feat that previously had yet to be accomplished by anyone except Connie or Ford. It'll be a fun learning experience.
Yeah. Dirk could tell. If nothing else, he's 100% positive Steven isn't kidding about his affinity for violence as a solution.
"What's a schedule you can keep? I don't know what you do with your time. But--"
Hang on, just a sec. Before they finish this off.
"I could be the most contemptible cocksucking piece of shit on this planet, but I got to where and who I had to be because I learn from my mistakes. You read me?"
"So in other words, start learning from mine," Steven says, tiredly. "Yeah, Dirk. I read you. Gimme a second to grab my 'gear so I can check my calendar. I'd like to shoot for at least one a week?"
If he'd known it would be important, he'd have pushed through the trolls.
"Twice a week sounds great," he says. "How do these times look." And he'll show Dirk them in the app. Si?ce his reception job is only part time, he's got some decent blocks to work with.
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"Not exactly the answer I was aiming for, but you wouldn't be the first man to regale a therapist with tales of yours truly."
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He is going to be feeling that in the morning. Probably. Maybe? He actually has pretty limited mortal experience with getting socked, since it's a feat that previously had yet to be accomplished by anyone except Connie or Ford. It'll be a fun learning experience.
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"What's a schedule you can keep? I don't know what you do with your time. But--"
Hang on, just a sec. Before they finish this off.
"I could be the most contemptible cocksucking piece of shit on this planet, but I got to where and who I had to be because I learn from my mistakes. You read me?"
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He regards Steven impassively.
"Twice a week."
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"Twice a week sounds great," he says. "How do these times look." And he'll show Dirk them in the app. Si?ce his reception job is only part time, he's got some decent blocks to work with.