[If Steven is somewhere in Fight Club, she can probably hear him laughing from wherever he is- not that she would make the connection here, he's probably just looking at pokemon memes.]
oh just u wait bossdude, when i find that sweet sweet combo that blows the panties off every karen and chad that walks thru our doors we will be ROLLING in fat stacks of cash money
[there's a long, long pause as she processes all that and then immediately goes to text Thace offscreen.]
i totally knew that and thats all we gotta say on that ever again
so what youre saying is i can pretend to be something uber cool im gonna be a fucking dragon NO dragon GODDESS gracing him with divine kush from the firey heavens this holiday season
[He is, if not in actual Fight Club, at the apartment directly above, getting his mad cuddles on with the person that Chloe is now texting. So it goes.]
My God. Yes, sure, whatever you want. Just whatever it is, make sure it's something you can sustain long term? We don't want to break the poor elf's heart.
[Chloe can never know that they've shared a laugh over this, life would officially be over for at least 10 minutes.]
sure thing bossdude ill legally change my name to chloe the dragon goddess he can check my license and everything would a dragon goddess need a license? idk probably not
I mean, find someone to help you fake it during the weird weekend and you should be good.
(And don't feel bad about that little name mix-up there. Honestly, as I told Thace when he first noticed about the whole 'Bebe' thing a couple days ago, if I hadn't introduced myself to you properly, there's every chance in the world you'd be under the impression that I'm called 'Mai Hunter' by now.)
[What is gratitude? From an authority figure, no less? Can you eat it? This is foreign and she doesn't know what to do aside from scream inside and channel that strange new feeling of pride into viciously scrubbing the toilet with a tooth brush.
A tooth brush. who is she? What did you do to her? Is this payback for viciously reinserting hella into your vocabulary?]
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fingersandteeth) wrote2022-02-21 05:11 pm
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oh just u wait bossdude, when i find that sweet sweet combo that blows the panties off every karen and chad that walks thru our doors we will be ROLLING in fat stacks of cash money
[there's a long, long pause as she processes all that and then immediately goes to text Thace offscreen.]
i totally knew that and thats all we gotta say on that ever again
so what youre saying is i can pretend to be something uber cool
im gonna be a fucking dragon
NO
dragon GODDESS gracing him with divine kush from the firey heavens this holiday season
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My God. Yes, sure, whatever you want. Just whatever it is, make sure it's something you can sustain long term? We don't want to break the poor elf's heart.
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sure thing bossdude
ill legally change my name to chloe the dragon goddess
he can check my license and everything
would a dragon goddess need a license? idk probably not
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(And don't feel bad about that little name mix-up there. Honestly, as I told Thace when he first noticed about the whole 'Bebe' thing a couple days ago, if I hadn't introduced myself to you properly, there's every chance in the world you'd be under the impression that I'm called 'Mai Hunter' by now.)
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i say this with all due respect boss, from the bottom of my heart
fuck off and go cuddle with your dudemeat and let me die under the bar
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(I'll be nice and not count the time dead as part of your break.)
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gotta look busy!!!
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(We'll put your gift set together later, once we've got our hands on some tissue paper and a nice box.)
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thx bossmeister
ill pick out someg firey wrap to rly sell my dragonsona
oooo charizard themed wrapping paper fuck yes
okokok for realsies im gonna go actually be a decent employee and check the bathrooms
i will definitely need that luck for this
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(And thanks, Chloe. For everything you do.)
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A tooth brush. who is she? What did you do to her? Is this payback for viciously reinserting hella into your vocabulary?]
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(Also holy shit, get a real bowl brush, please. Using a toothbrush is going to take forever.)]