Kid—oh you mean a wiggler? You're wrong, I'm eight.
[As he goes to say more, Steven's already grabbing him and pulling him?? Despite his slim form, Lanque is incredibly strong, seeing as he used to be a troll and all. However, being drunk as he is...well, he's not very coordinated.
So when he resists, he doesn't actually do what he imagines in his alcohol soaked brain. He doesn't powerfully and elegantly pull himself free from Steven's grasp, knocking Steven off kilter so he might fall on his ass, allowing him to stare down at Steven defiantly like he's lower than a mutated grub about to be culled.
Instead, what he does do is lose his footing, which forces his equilibrium to get entirely fucked by the sudden slip, and so it's entirely on Steven to keep him from busting his ass on the floor if he's so inclined.]
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[As he goes to say more, Steven's already grabbing him and pulling him?? Despite his slim form, Lanque is incredibly strong, seeing as he used to be a troll and all. However, being drunk as he is...well, he's not very coordinated.
So when he resists, he doesn't actually do what he imagines in his alcohol soaked brain. He doesn't powerfully and elegantly pull himself free from Steven's grasp, knocking Steven off kilter so he might fall on his ass, allowing him to stare down at Steven defiantly like he's lower than a mutated grub about to be culled.
Instead, what he does do is lose his footing, which forces his equilibrium to get entirely fucked by the sudden slip, and so it's entirely on Steven to keep him from busting his ass on the floor if he's so inclined.]