[...Wow. WOW. This is. Way more than he wanted to know?? He was already given enough to imagine how horrible it all could be, but this is even worse.
He's pretty sure he didn't ask for a biology lesson here, yet here we are. He has come to the realization that humans are pretty damn gross, and he now knows more about them than he ever wanted to know. Thoroughly regretting his current form.
Anyways, give him a moment as he tries to begin to sort out what to even say to all of this. He isn't one to be taken off guard, normally. But he also doesn't normally get detailed descriptions on alien breeding.]
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He's pretty sure he didn't ask for a biology lesson here, yet here we are. He has come to the realization that humans are pretty damn gross, and he now knows more about them than he ever wanted to know. Thoroughly regretting his current form.
Anyways, give him a moment as he tries to begin to sort out what to even say to all of this. He isn't one to be taken off guard, normally. But he also doesn't normally get detailed descriptions on alien breeding.]