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Steven 'Sharpteeth' Durante ([personal profile] fingersandteeth) wrote 2020-12-25 01:42 am (UTC)

[It's almost disgusting how well this conversation is going now that Steven knows he's not dealing with a human teenager and can adjust his expectations accordingly.]

We don't have lusi the way you do. Humans are generally raised by our direct genetic predecessors, which are much easier to determine due to our reproduction not requiring a mother grub, but for one of those genetic predecessors to temporarily host the egg. Additionally human adults nearly universally live on the planet. We do have spaceflight, but not enough of it to support a navy on the scale of your own.

We have castes, but they are based on a mix of genetic and economic factors and can vary wildly depending on which part of our world we originate on. We also don't go broadcasting our caste with our typing colors. However, I would say I am a mid-caste human as far as these things go, at least in the part of the planet I come from. Much like you are on the middle of your hemospectrum.

Whether Alternia is currently at war with Earth for you depends on 'when' you come from. The being that brings people here will bring them not only from different worlds, but from different times. I will say that my Earth in the year I left still remained unconquered.


[Actually... hmm.]

Human adolescents are generally much more naive than trolls of a comparable age. I'd tailored my prior advice to what I would have offered a human your age. Would you like to hear what advice I'd have offered you had I known you were a troll?

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